Scottsdale

It's such a joke. I'm glad people enjoy being there. I do not.

Today I saw three fashionistas walking down the main drag dressed like they just stepped out of a 1980's strip joint. They were all staring at their iPhones.

It's easy to be a millionaire in Scottsdale and I'll tell you why: Because all the hardcore millionaires are in California. If you can't swim with the big fish, get yourself a little slice of heaven (more like hell with how hot it is down here) in Scottsdale.

Lots of vanity license plates.

And where I work at Whole Foods in North Scottsdale.... there is a man named Thomas who shops there EVERY day. He spends anywhere from $300-500, or roughly $2,500 a week. He is a personal chef. For only TWO PEOPLE!!!! He used to be Shaq's personal chef. Like Shaquille O'Neal. This man, Thomas, is given a very flexible allowance by a wealthy Scottsdale couple, to cook for them every day. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Every night consists of a 7 course meal. Plus he gets paid a crazy amount of money to do the grocery shopping and the cooking. CRAZY!!!!! That my friends-- is Scottsdale. I don't even spend $2,500 for my food, rent, gas, entertainment, etc in a months time. Who are these people?

I'll post something worthwhile tomorrow.